Guido Hatzis – Tow Truck Driver 1 lyrics

[phone rings]
Tow truck Driver: Hello, towing
Guido Hatzis: Yeah mate, are you a tow truck driver?
T: Yep
G: Alright mate I need a tow truck
T: Where from?
G: Where from?
T: Yep
G: Mate, just outside my house
[short pause]
T: Righto I'll play the joke. Tell me what, what it's all about
G: Ma ma mate, it's no joke, the car break down in front of my
house, you come and get it, alright?
T: Who am I talking to and where is it going to?
G: You are talking to Guido Hatzis, alright? I tell you where
to go when you arrive alright?
T: What suburb are you in?
[short pause]
G: Mate, I can't tell you
T: You can't tell me? alright, goodbye.
G: Nah nah nah mate you listen, nah nah mate, you listen to me, alright?
[Tow Truck Driver hangs up]