Chris Rock – Champagne lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Bluff Daddy
And this is a Black Boy Exclusive
Black boy make you jump for joy
Black boy make you jump for joy
I love champagne
Feels good to the brain, baby
I love champagne
Drink it in the rain, baby
I love champagne
Sing it to me once again
I love champagne
Oh
I'm broke and feeling kind of thirsty (drink something)
And I feel the worsey (drink some medicine)
My baby's father brought me a case of St.. Ives (too bad)
I said, I don't drink that shit
You better recognize (I'll recognize
That I'ma broke with expensive taste (we can tell that)
I got seven ankle chains around my waist
Gotta get my sip on
'Cause that's my mission
Gotta get my champagne on
Or I'm gonna get my bitch on
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
I love champagne
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
Feels good to the brain, baby
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
I love champagne
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
Drink it in the rain, baby
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
I love champagne
(Shake the glass, shake the glass)
Sing it me once again
I love champagne
Oh
(Black Boy)
Donna Karen, Vercase, tap your cellular phone (I love you too)
I spent my welfare and food stamps on a bottle of Don
Now see, I like Moette, Shan Don, whatever that means (it means, I don't know)
I usually drink it with oxtail, but prefer it with greens (what about chitlins)
Now that shit costs too much (no it don't)
That shit gives me gas (that's nasty)
But if you give me champagne
I'll give you this black ass (already had it)
You're gonna give me what I need, baby
No
I want the Gucci, the Lex and the Baguttes
You can't have it
But most of all, don't forget to bring the pain
Go that
The champagne
I love champagne
Feels good to the brain, baby
I love champagne
Drink it in the rain, baby (you need rehab)
I love champagne
Sing it to me once again
I love champagne
(Here it goes, here it goes)
I drink champagne in the dirt, I drink champagne in the bank
I drink champagne in my car
He he he he har, he he he he he he har
I drink champagne in plane, I drink champagne when I'm in Spain
I drink champagne in my Lex, I drink champagne when I'm having sex
(When I have sex)
I drink champagne in the zoo, I drink champagne when I'm with my crew
I drink champagne in the hood, I drink champagne with Tiger Woods
Uh
Tiger Woods, ya'll, it's all good, ya'll
Tiger Woods, ya'll, it's all good, ya'll
I drink champagne when I hustle
I drink champagne with Nipsy Russell
Tiger Woods, ya'll, it's all good, ya'll
There's Nipsy Russell
Um, can I get a drink