Captain Carnage – Wnyu Freestyle lyrics

Album: Canoehead

[Verse 1}

Check it, I twist spliffs
I rip chicks
I smear their lipstick wit my big dick
I;m goin naked, jerkin off wit a jar of KY Jelly
My feet are smelly
A holster is down bellow beneath my belly
Fuckin gaze wit yo eyes
Won't you spread open ya thighs
Get ready for the surprise
My cock goes inside for you
I leave your femur black and blue
No avoiding the issue
I don't miss you
But my penis does
I choke you wit rubber gloves
Then I spread my semen wit love
All over your backside
Give me a lapride
Before I chop off your arms and legs
I mix fingers wit eggs
I;m sick, I spread like the plague
Because I'm fuckin a lunatic
Holy fuckin shit, I'm loosin it
Doc, I fuckin load thirty rounds in my pistol
And cock, pop pop pop goes ya fuckin skull
Fuck it, I stab ya till my blade is dull
Fuckin chillin in Hoboken
I'm smokin, I'm fuckin chokin
On words, blah! Livin in gutters, fuckin shit
I'm a mothafucka fuckin lickin fuckin clit
I'm mothafuckin off lunatics
Suckin tit, fuckin look at a sun ray sign
I'm fuckin goin blind
From fuckin perky nipples
They fuckin jiggle
And fuckin dimples
And fuckin tripple fuckin nipples
Fuck it, I'm fuckin pitbulls
Smokin pot, fuckin shit
Pass the fuckin mic

[Verse 2]

In bloody puddles I drech men
Course I ride wit the hench men
But still I do i 187
Two dead men
I'm drvin trough the dead end of my mind
You will find, evil is intwined
Around priceless minds combined by veterbraes
I murder gays in the most inhumane ways
I wear scalps like toupes
Makin women slaves
Send fags to early graves
Plus dead bodies I crave
For my ghoulish needs
I perform foolish deeds
Like the outpulling of anal beads
They bleed when they get seperated
Decapitated, also levitated
Suddenly drop, then I fuckin leave you to rot
It's hot but what you got for a few bags of pot
I'm sick, fuckin look at James brown gettin down
Fuckin lick the pussy down
Fuckin up and down the twat
Fuckin bitch, bitch, I leave you fuckin sweaty and hot
When I fuckin rub, fuckin you with oil
Fuckin, then your brains I boil
In a fuckin pot, pot pot
I smoke another fuckin blunt then do a stunt
Runnin for a hundred miles
I mothafuckin stabbed the bitch wit old nail files
You mothafuckin homos
Always fuckin do things your not supposed to
Fuckin stole ya fuckin car keys, voted
Fuckin kid, I fuckin quoted noted
The fuckin deaths, I fuckin charted
Fuckin farted, then I fuckin departed
On a fuckin capsule
Fuckin tressle
Fuckin leave you bloody in a messle
Then I fuckin eat a pretzel
Fuckin shit, I say words that make no sense
I'm fuckin dense
I should be en-fuckin-hanced
Fuckin shit, fuckin hotel
Fuckin smell, I fuckin send that fuckin crtic tohell
Fuckin shit, fuckin recovered a hundred million dollars
And kill fuckin civilians in blue collars
Fuckin choke you wit a tie
Why, fuck it, you must fuckin die
I don't know, but you'll fuckin pay the price
I fuckin kill twice as nice
When I'm fuckin high on crack
Fuckin I'll come back
God dammit
Fuckin I'll be crammin
Ya fuckin body parts in a jar
Fuckin like you behind bars
And fuckin cuff you to a fuckin pole
Fuckin I stole
Your money
Fuckin rape your honey
And I'm fuckin doin ya children like bunnies
Fuckin shit, I fuckin flip
Pass the mic to Ill Canabill the outrage
RAAAH!!!!!

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